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April 16, 2008 on 4:21 pm | In Uncategorized | No Comments

Hey kids.

This is Ethan Kaye. I am the most handsome man you’ll ever read.

This is my blog. It’s called Feed Me A Kitten. Some people might keep the “A” lower case, and you know? That’s fine with me. Let’s make this our blog together. You, me, a little oil, and some O’Jays on the Hi-fi.

Why? Because Ethan Kaye is going to make sweet, sweet love to you all. Especially the ladies of you.

…sweet love…mmm…ladies…

…

OK, I can’t keep that going. This blog’s going to be hella awesome, and you’re all invited to kick it with me in my swingin’ internet pad. My job is to scour the globe, looking for the weirdest things that pop culture has thrown our way, in the hopes of entertaining us. We’re going across the globe, deep inside the human mind, and into the depths of entertainment that most people would be afraid to touch because it would give them rabies.

That’s right, internet. Ethan Kaye is going to get rabies for you.

We’re going to be finding videos that were meant to be forgotten, songs that should never have been recorded, comic books that defy explanation, and toys that you wouldn’t torture a prisoner of war with. And I’ll be your guide, pointing out the humor, the love, the foibles, and the general “what the hell?” of the whole thing. I’m like Teddy Roosevelt in Night at the Museum, except not dead.

And you’re probably saying, “Who the heck is Ethan Kaye, and why should I read his blog?” Well, Mr. and Mrs. Doubting America (and UK, if you live and doubt in the UK), I have three major qualifications that should erase your doubt:

1. I write for ToyFare and I’m the guy who makes fun of all the bootleg toys
2. I was once a featured in a Czechoslovakian documentary on American music
3. I had lunch with Bill Pullman once, and he was nice

Now that should ease your minds. So keep checking back to Wizard Universe and Feed Me A Kitten and you’re going to be treated to the best long-winded expository snark on the whole danged world wide web.

Oh, and if there’s time, I’ll make love to all of you.

Dig,
Ethan