July 29, 2008 on 6:00 pm | In Insanity, Music | 1 Comment
It’s about a month away from “back to school” time (I’ll be in Disney World the week all the kiddies get back to school – NO LINES!!!!), and the nation’s friend Amazon.com has sent out a nice reminder email to all their fans about their back to school deals.

It’s chock fulla good stuff, like dorm furniture, Microsoft products, Kraft Mac & Cheese, toothbrushes and…

…ABBA Gold?
Since when is ABBA Gold a back to school necessity? Will my kid succeed now that we’ve bought her ABBA Gold? I don’t think that the super-Aryan Swedes will improve scholastic performance, and I challenge someone to present studies that say otherwise. ABBA Gold isn’t even the best college CD, They Might Be Giants “Flood” is. What are you trying to say, Amazon.scam? That our nation’s youth are best served by importing our pop music from overseas? For shame, Amazon.wrong. For shame.
Be my dancing queen, oh won’t you, Ethan Kaye?
Comment by Hardtravelinghero — July 31, 2008 #