November 18, 2008 on 7:48 pm | In Comic Cons, Insanity, Movies | 2 Comments
DIERDRE: I AM SO GONNA GET ME A MAN AT THIS DAMN CONVENTION!
JENNY: Oh, D, no. Not like that. That’s showing too much.
DIERDRE: WHATEVA, BITCH! I GONNA SHOW OFF HERMIONE’S GOOD STUFF!
JENNY: But that’s just rude. Your boobies are hanging out, and that’s not right for going out in public.
DIERDRE: YOU WATCH ME, BITCH! I GONNA SHAKE ‘DIS MONEYMAKER AND I GONNA BAG ME A HOT SKINNY-ASS HARRY POTTER!
JENNY: D, someone might take a picture.
DIERDRE: LET ‘EM TAKE MY DAMN PICTURE! I’M ALL LOOKING GOOD WITH MY LITTLE HOGWARTS TIE! I’M GONNE BREAK ME OFF SOME SKINNY HUFFLEPUFF, YOU KNOW WHAT ‘M SAYIN’?
JENNY: That’s it, I’m not going to the convention with you.
DIERDRE: I’M GONNA BE ALL LIKE, “SNAPE, YOU ABOUTS TO GET UP ALL IN MY BIZNESS!” AND…WAIT, YOU AIN’T GOIN’? GIIIIIIRL?
JENNY: Not if you’re going to wear half of a Hermione costume with your naughty bits hanging out. I can get my back issues of Liberty Meadows elsewhere.
DIERDRE: DAAAAAAAMN!
JENNY: So you’ll just have to take a cab, you can forget about riding in my car.
DIERDRE: WHAT WHAT? I’M GONNA GET A LITTLE HUNGARIAN HORNYTAIL ACTION! YOU GET IT? YOU GET IT?
JENNY: Maybe you can call Emma or Victor for a ride, but I’m going to go home. Have fun, Gryffindork.
DIERDRE: AW, WHO NEEDS YOU, SKINNY BITCH? I’M GONNA GET MY DARK ARTS ON, YOU KNOW WHAT ‘M SAYING? FIND ME A RON AND A HARRY AND MAKE ME A HERMIONE SAMMICH! WORD UP!
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Later that evening, she left with the Shroud of Turin, got into his cherry red IROC-Z and drove off into the night. Mission accomplished.
Comment by Brian — November 21, 2008 #
The Shroud of Turin is always the skinniest dude at the convention.
Comment by Ethan Kaye — November 21, 2008 #