February 7, 2009 on 12:06 am | In Comic Cons, Movies, Toys | 1 Comment
While walking past a table of upcoming sculptures, I was bowled over by an actual 3-D representation of one of the goofiest monsters from one of the goofiest movies ever: Horror at Party Beach!

I LOVE this movie! It’s a rock n’ roll musical horror film disasterpiece that MST3K rocked hard.
But there’s something missing. Here’s a screenshot:

Notice anything?
WHERE IS THE HOT DOG MOUTH???? That’s the most striking feature of the original monster! WTF! I like the statue a lot (hint hint Hanukkah hint hint), but where’s the hot dog mouth?!?!?! Bah!
They’ve got radioactive blood, Ethan! Of course they have hot dog mouths. Duh.
Comment by Clodia83 — February 8, 2009 #