http://feedmeakitten.wizarduniverse.com Some of the weirdest of the weird with Ethan Kaye! Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:09:28 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Really, Batman? Really? You can't pull out tiny stakes that are hammered into SAND? The ones at your feet are hammered into WET SAND, and you still are struggling with them? Really? Is this really a credible threat to you? Didn't think so. Get with it, Batman. http://feedmeakitten.wizarduniverse.com/2008/11/24/not-thrilling/ There is a new game. All-around funnyman Dun Dunford and I have invented a new game. It is called the Don Pardo Game. This is Don Pardo. He is the announcer for Saturday Night Live. Here's the game: In the voice of Don Pardo (you know what it sounds like), you need to ... http://feedmeakitten.wizarduniverse.com/2008/11/24/the-don-pardo-game/ DIERDRE: I AM SO GONNA GET ME A MAN AT THIS DAMN CONVENTION! JENNY: Oh, D, no. Not like that. That's showing too much. DIERDRE: WHATEVA, BITCH! I GONNA SHOW OFF HERMIONE'S GOOD STUFF! JENNY: But that's just rude. Your boobies are hanging out, and that's not right for going out in ... http://feedmeakitten.wizarduniverse.com/2008/11/18/the-stories-behind-the-wizard-world-texas-costumes-2/ DAD: Hey Luke, that's a pretty far out get up. LUKE: Huh. Yeah. See, it combines my awesome kilt with this awesome Batman mask. DAD: No, no, I see that. But why? Batman doesn't wear a kilt. LUKE: Huh. No. But he wears a cape, and that's sort of like a kilt. DAD: Nope, ... http://feedmeakitten.wizarduniverse.com/2008/11/18/the-stories-behind-the-wizard-world-texas-costumes/ If you've been following my blog for awhile, you'll know that my guilty comic convention pleasure is getting commissioned sketches of Batman villain The Mad Hatter. Currently I have 16 sketches from all up and down comicdom, most of which are framed and hanging in my hallway. Maybe someday I'll ... http://feedmeakitten.wizarduniverse.com/2008/11/17/the-hatter-in-new-york/ Comic Conventions are odd places to begin with. Comic superstars sit side by side with men selling bootleg porno, while grown adults dressed as cats haggle over autographs with the guy who played Lisa Kudrow's boyfriend for one episode of Friends. And yet, there's so much going on that you ... http://feedmeakitten.wizarduniverse.com/2008/11/17/the-top-10-odd-things-at-the-big-apple-comic-con/ The nation of Turkey has failed. According to this Variety story, the Turkish town of "Batman" is suing Warner Brothers and director Chris Nolan for the use of the name "Batman" in their film The Dark Knight. Huseyin Kalkan, the pro-Kurdish Democratic Society Party mayor of Batman, has accused "The Dark ... http://feedmeakitten.wizarduniverse.com/2008/11/12/turkey-nooooooooooooo/ American advertising has, unfortunately, gone insane. It always has been a bit mad, what with making an antacid a living creature with arms and legs and exposing us to the phrase "Dude, You're Getting A Dell," but now things have gotten out of hand. Now we can use the magics ... http://feedmeakitten.wizarduniverse.com/2008/11/12/were-gonna-make-a-baby-through-the-internet/ For you youngsters growing up in these modern times, you probably know Mark Wahlberg, the star of films such as Invincible, Planet of the Apes, and the underrated comedy The Big Hit (I'm serious). You probably think that life is pretty sweet for Mr. Wahlberg, especially since his brother Donnie ... http://feedmeakitten.wizarduniverse.com/2008/11/04/thank-god-he-quit-his-day-job-marky-mark-and-the-funky-bunch/ Every so often I lose whatever standards I have and flat out make fun of the awful PC games of yesteryear. And why shouldn't I? I was stuck with these monstrosities because my parents never bought me a Nintendo. I was forced to play keyboard-based games that made me want ... http://feedmeakitten.wizarduniverse.com/2008/10/30/our-video-game-history-part-vii/